Adam Carolla

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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

Adam Carolla

age

In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn't very good at it.

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architecture

The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

Adam Carolla

beauty

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

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business

I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

Adam Carolla

business

My first car was a motorcycle.

Adam Carolla

car

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

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car

I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can't walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps.

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car

I don't know anything about computers.

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computers

My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

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education

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