Bill Maher

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Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'

Bill Maher

death

This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution.

Bill Maher

experience

Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable.

Bill Maher

freedom

Men are only as loyal as their options.

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funny

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Bill Maher

funny

Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'

Bill Maher

god

Let's face it God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

Bill Maher

god

Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.

Bill Maher

god

Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable.

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government

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.

Bill Maher

great

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