Dave Attell

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For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended.

Dave Attell

cool

I don't watch reality TV. I'm cool.

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cool

I never wanted to be famous.

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famous

I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous.

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famous

I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.

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funny

I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on.

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imagination

You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.

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women

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