Woody Allen

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I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

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government

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

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great

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

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home

Marriage is the death of hope.

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hope

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

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life

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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love

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

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marriage

Marriage is the death of hope.

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marriage

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

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money

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.

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money

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