Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert Orben
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I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. It's really funny the way that some people don't give kids enough credit for like really being driven, and really wanting to do things so badly.
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- I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
- Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
- To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
- Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.
- Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.