Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Robert Orben
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I'm an off-road racecar driver. And I think every woman in my life has told me that's not a sensible hobby. But when I was growing, even more than I wanted to be funny, I wanted to be a racecar driver. That's all I thought about. I worked for a race team when I was 15 and I traveled with them. -
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- I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
- Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
- To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
- Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.
- Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.