Polite conversation is rarely either.
Fran Lebowitz
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- Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
- Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.
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