Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
More from: Johnny Carson
DOWNLOAD
You are free to use this picture for any purpose including commercial. A credit linking back to this page is appreciated.
Similar Quotes:
-
There's a constant flow of child actors. It's kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. You're going to have to struggle for a long time. -
My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman, hadn't gone to university but should have done. Was very funny, very verbal, very clever, very witty. -
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. -
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. -
I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.
More quotes by Johnny Carson
- Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'
- My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
- For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
- For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
- I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.