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Dennis Miller
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I think I would say 'The King's Speech' is surprisingly funny, in fact the audiences in London, Toronto, LA, New York commented there's more laughter in this film than in most comedies, while it is also a moving tear-jerker with an uplifting ending. -
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends. -
It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself, really. It's a funny old hippie thing, but it's true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, and about your inclusiveness. -
I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity. -
The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion.
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- What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign.
- I didn't know my Dad - he moved out early. And my mom's politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didn't think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. I've been both in my life.
- The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.
- You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.
- The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.