Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
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- What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign.
- I didn't know my Dad - he moved out early. And my mom's politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didn't think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. I've been both in my life.
- The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.
- You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.
- The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.