If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
Will Rogers
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- Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
- Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
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- Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
- The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.