You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.
Larry David
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- I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
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- Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens.
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