Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Johnny Carson
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- Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'
- My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
- For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
- For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
- I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.