If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
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My restless, roaming spirit would not allow me to remain at home very long. -
I want to let my friend Buster know that I would like to have dinner with him tonight. Does Buster work at home? Then how likely is he to have his cell phone on? Is he one of those people who only turns on his cell when he's in his car? I hate that. -
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For President Obama, 'home of the brave' are not just the last words of our national anthem, but also a call to action. This is why the president's policies and our platform include incentives to train and hire our troops returning home. Not only because of our moral responsibility, but because it makes for a stronger, more secure American economy. -
At home, you always have to be a politician when you're abroad, you almost feel yourself a statesman.
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- My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
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