Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
W. C. Fields
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- Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
- When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
- Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
- I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.