A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
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Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo. -
Medical professionals, not insurance company bureaucrats, should be making health care decisions. -
There is no medical proof that television causes brain damage - at least from over five feet away. In fact, TV is probably the least physically harmful of all the narcotics known to man. -
In my own life, I decided to leave meat off my plate in medical school, but was a bit slow to realise that dairy products and eggs are not health foods either. -
The technology used to detect if vehicles are carrying radioactive material is so sensitive it can tell if a person recently received radiation as part of a medical procedure.
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