A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
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Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other. -
The main reason for the failure of the modern medical science is that it is dealing with results and not causes. Nothing more than the patching up of those attacked and the burying of those who are slain, without a thought being given to the real strong hold. -
Modern medical advances have helped millions of people live longer, healthier lives. We owe these improvements to decades of investment in medical research. -
My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again. -
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.
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