Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?
Elayne Boosler
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But without a caring society, without each citizen voluntarily accepting the weight of responsibility, government is destined to grow even larger, taking more of your money, burrowing deeper into your lives. -
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. -
Of course, I do everything for money. -
We had access to too much money, too much equipment, and little by little, we went insane. -
Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the 'gotta have it' scale.
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