My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
Ray Romano
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- Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis.
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