Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
Chuck Palahniuk
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- Do you remember when you were 10 or 11 years old and you really thought your folks were the best? They were completely omniscient and you took their word for everything. And then you got older and you went through this hideous age when suddenly they were the devil, they were bullies, and they didn't know anything.
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- If anything I try to write something that would be more difficult to film. I tend to see film as competition and would like instead to do what books do best.