My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
Billy Connolly
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If you have a deep-seated need to be loved and admired every day, you shouldn't be in politics. You should go work at a pet store. -
No one ever pretended that shopping for anything is a rational experience. If it were, would there be Fluffernutter? Laceless sneakers? Porkpie hats? Would the Chia Pet even exist? -
I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady. -
I live alone, with cats, books, pictures, fresh vegetables to cook, the garden, the hens to feed. -
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
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