Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
Dave Barry
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I fell in love with Erica Kane the summer before my freshman year of high school. Like all red-blooded teen American boys, I'd come home from water polo practice and eat a box of Entenmann's Pop'Ems donut holes in front of the TV while obsessively fawning over 'All My Children' and Erica, her clothes, and her narcissistic attitude. -
So many people try to grow up too fast, and it's not fun! You should stay a kid as long as possible! -
If you told me when I was a teen that I would end up being a teacher, I would have said you're out of your mind, because quite frankly I hated school. -
Trouble is, kids feel they have to shock their elders and each generation grows up into something harder to shock. -
Research shows that parents are the single biggest influence on children - if you are worried about your teen and drugs, talk to them.
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