Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
Phyllis Diller
More from: Phyllis Diller
DOWNLOAD
You are free to use this picture for any purpose including commercial. A credit linking back to this page is appreciated.
Similar Quotes:
-
For my first wedding, I cried all the way down the aisle. My fake eyelash came off. My nose was red. My eyes were swollen. I'm not one of those pretty criers. -
When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show that had gotten cancelled. Basically, I rented a wedding gown the reception hall smelled like feet. -
The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - and sometimes three. -
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. -
I wear my wedding ring. We talk about when we're going to get married again, which we hope is going to take place some time in this incredibly hectic calendar year.
More quotes by Phyllis Diller
- Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
- Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
- Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.
- Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.