Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck
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More quotes by Erma Bombeck
- Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.
- Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
- A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
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- Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.