Dane Cook

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I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.

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amazing

Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.

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anger

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

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business

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.

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cool

My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.

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dreams

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

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family

I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.

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famous

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

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funny

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

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funny

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

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