I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
Dane Cook
More from: Dane Cook
DOWNLOAD
You are free to use this picture for any purpose including commercial. A credit linking back to this page is appreciated.
Similar Quotes:
-
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. -
The funny thing is that I write and I act a lot about being Jewish, but I don't really think about it as a regular person. -
Literature has drawn a funny perimeter that other art forms haven't. -
On the stage you're there, it's live. There's a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away. -
It's a funny old world.
More quotes by Dane Cook
- I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.
- Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.
- I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.
- Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.
- My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.