Jerry Seinfeld

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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Jerry Seinfeld

amazing

Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there.

Jerry Seinfeld

anger

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Jerry Seinfeld

birthday

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself.

Jerry Seinfeld

business

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.

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car

I love being a dad. I just love it.

Jerry Seinfeld

dad

Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.

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death

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Jerry Seinfeld

family

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Jerry Seinfeld

funny

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Jerry Seinfeld

funny

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