My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
Victor Borge
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My dad was the district attorney of New Orleans for about 30 years. And when he opened his campaign headquarters back in the early '70s, when I was 5 years old, my mother wanted me to play the national anthem. And they got an upright piano on the back of a flatbed truck and I played it. -
I have great faith that Heaven's there and I'll see my brothers and my mom and dad when I get there. -
Listen, everything I did in my childhood was competitive. Everything we did my dad made it into a game to win. We used to drive my mum nuts. -
Not much shocked me. You know, I worked in a home for Alzheimer's patients and my dad used to be really into murders and stuff, so I saw dead bodies. It desensitised me to a lot of things. -
In a school where everyone is famous or rich or whatever, you have a culture, 'What does your dad do?' 'What does your mom do?'
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- My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
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