How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
Emo Philips
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I think sometimes my humor is extremely dry, and a lot of times I would say things that I thought were very funny but... I have a reputation of - people think of me as a very fundamentalist, humorless fellow. -
I always like to watch comics and it's interesting that you can tell if someone's funny in 10 seconds. -
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that. -
Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either not good-looking enough, not a good enough actor or not successful enough for these people. -
It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life.
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- How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.