I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Emo Philips
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I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny. -
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I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive. -
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