The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
Jerry Seinfeld
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- It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there.
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