I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
Paula Poundstone
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More quotes by Paula Poundstone
- The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
- I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
- I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
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