I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
Paula Poundstone
More from: Paula Poundstone
DOWNLOAD
You are free to use this picture for any purpose including commercial. A credit linking back to this page is appreciated.
Similar Quotes:
-
I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I don't have anything wrong, I'm perfectly fine, so through-and-through. I'm not hungry. I'm literally not even in my own body. -
I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down. -
What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and we're chatting away, nice to see you. -
You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything. -
Music is more difficult - try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political.
More quotes by Paula Poundstone
- The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
- I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
- I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
- I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.
- I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.