God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Garrison Keillor
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- God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
- Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.