I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
Steven Wright
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- I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
- For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
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- I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.