Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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- I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
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- I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
- I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.