Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
Jerry Seinfeld
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More quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there.
- You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
- When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself.
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