Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
Jim Davis
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- Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
- There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.