I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio. I'm trying to make sure the jokes are self-contained so they're accessible to everyone.
Norm MacDonald
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That's the biggest problem with boxing in the United States. They do not promote it like they used to, when it used to be Howard Cosell and they showed it on 'Wide World of Sports.' Everybody knew all the fighters. Everybody was looking forward to the year when the Olympics came on. -
A geek isn't the skinny kid with a pocket protector and acne. There can be computer geeks, video game geeks, car geeks, military geeks, and sports geeks. Being a geek just means that you're passionate about something. -
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. -
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. -
I love sports, as all Bostonians seem to. I love books and movies, as all writers seem to.
More quotes by Norm MacDonald
- It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.
- Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.
- I don't really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.
- I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio. I'm trying to make sure the jokes are self-contained so they're accessible to everyone.