I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California.
Paula Poundstone
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- The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
- I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
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- I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.
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