I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.
David Sedaris
More from: David Sedaris
DOWNLOAD
You are free to use this picture for any purpose including commercial. A credit linking back to this page is appreciated.
Similar Quotes:
-
No change of circumstances can repair a defect of character. -
We teach people that they upset themselves. We can't change the past, so we change how people are thinking, feeling and behaving today. -
Heat of blood makes young people change their inclinations often, and habit makes old ones keep to theirs a great while. -
I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds, and I very rarely change it. -
They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
More quotes by David Sedaris
- After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations.
- It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'
- I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.
- My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well, maybe they're a bit more entertaining.
- I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they won't be offended.