Steven Wright

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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.

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When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

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time

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

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time

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

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time

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.

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time

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

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time

I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.

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time

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

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