I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Henny Youngman
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- Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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